The Hellequin Diaries

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via ruinedchildhood)

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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(via muse-of-chaos)

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

(via muse-of-chaos)

ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

(Source: barbhenrickson, via muse-of-chaos)

wholegrainheart:

Someone’s response to my post on reddit about period sex. So perfect and poignant.

wholegrainheart:

Someone’s response to my post on reddit about period sex. So perfect and poignant.

(via sincerelydear)

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

(via steam-ghost-crystal)