The Hellequin Diaries

me (surprised): omg

me (amused): omg

me (angry): omg

me (sad): omg

me (nostalgic): omg

me (annoyed): omg

me (scared): omg

“I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not.”
— My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

(via blowme-guy)

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via andrewquo)

fallenzephyrart:

Eevee in #14, #20, #36, #17 and #5 requested by menniethegreat, blood-red-storm-of-ash, and anons (respectively from top to bottom, left to right)

I got so many requests for Eevee that I couldn’t decide which palette to use, so I said “fuck it, I’ll do them all”

I originally did #14 first (brown/gold), but I’m very partial to #17 (brown/teal)

Feel free to use these as icons, just remember to credit me please!

(via nerdsandgamersftw)

pornographicpizza:

who remembers this fantastic fucking game?

Ahh my childhood feels!

pornographicpizza:

who remembers this fantastic fucking game?

Ahh my childhood feels!

(via maromi-is-paranoid)

50c:

girl: im wet

me:

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(via starlordmarth)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via rachkin)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via megandoxx)